Observation #14, 11/8

Theme: I don't have class today, therefore a quick haiku:

I attended school
to better my craft and skill
oh god NaNo why

Observation #5, 10/11/12: Words of Wisdom, parts I and II

(Theme: Patience)

Every time
someone tells me
"Patience is a virtue"
I have to contain
the urge to answer:
"NOT RIGHT NOW IT ISN'T!"

or,

Patience may be a virtue,
but it is not one of mine.